About
Name: Jim Clark
Sign: Scorpio
Alignment: Chaotic neutral
Stats: str 14, int 15, wis 10, dex 12, con 10, chr 14
No, I did not go to your school. I am not the Jim Clark who founded Netscape. I am not the dead race car driver. I did not direct the movie you saw. I have never worked for your company. I am not related to the person you know. We were not childhood friends. I do not owe you money.
I am not a beautiful and unique snowflake. There are 409 people in the U.S. named Jim Clark. There are 11,530 people in the U.S. and 1,765 people in the U.K. named James Clark. There are 4,991,477 people in the U.S. with the first name James; statistically, it’s the 1st most popular first name. A Google search result for “James Clark” yields over 801,000 pages.
My middle name (Andrew) is derived from the Greek name Ανδρεας, which comes from ανηρ (aner) “man” and ανδρος (andros) “of a man”. I interpret that as meaning “a real man’s man”.
I write comic books. A few of the ones I’ve written are Scar Tissue, Genius J’s Technicolour Almanack of Graphical Wonderment, and the upcoming western adventure The Guns of Shadow Valley. I’ve also have had my poetry, fiction and comic book stories published in various anthologies that didn’t make me any money, but I’m of the belief that starvation makes one a better writer anyway.
I’m also a professional geek, as evident by my resume.
I am a proud father of two and an amateur player of the ukulele.
I share a birthday with Hillary Clinton, but she is older and has a bigger penis.
Anagrams of my full name include REDNECK ALARM JAWS, LAWN DECK SMEAR JAR and CANDLE WARMS A JERK.
I do not like beets.
If there’s anything else you’d like to know, please feel free to ask. Use the form below to drop me a line.